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late stage democracy

a liberal democracy in which the politicians and bureaucrats behave like chimpanzees on LSD. they throw shit at their peers, and eat food that they know they have stolen but will receive no consequences due to them being "StAtE OfFiCiAlS".

the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.

this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.

common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.
"OMG DRUMP IS GONNA DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY"

"we will always be a democracy, a late stage democracy."
by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 31, 2024
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Never late on gate

The act of always being on time or early due to the fact the car your in has an external wastegate off a turbo therefore meaning it has lots of power to move quick
You guys were there quick as man!

Yeah bro, never late on gate!
by Michael and Nigel August 6, 2022
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Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself
Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere
by Gabae333 January 9, 2023
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early but never to late

The girl you love so much but she leaves you because of a past relationship.
Man that girl is went early but never to late for her to leave my heart
by Iwishsheneverleft December 9, 2017
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I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!
I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.
by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023
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Late in French

Late in French is "en retard." Used for the times you've got the itch to say slur, but don't want to fully commit.
You're late in French.
by Bob The french January 19, 2024
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