by Scattyman May 1, 2005
Get the twat hamockmug. Hey, check out that twat stack. it's 6 twats high.'Gotta feel bad for the twat at the bottom. 2 more twats, and she'd be crushed.
by mikey_v July 1, 2009
Get the twat stackmug. by dontbeatwat.. February 8, 2017
Get the you twatmug. by Nosheen Richardson March 10, 2007
Get the Ass Twatmug. A Nazi-like bitch who dominates a forum who bans members arbitrarily and those who does not subscribe to her narrow point of view. Lacks any sense of humor and derives pleasure at the little power they wield. Usually their only sense of satisfaction and have very to little for.
Eve Batey is a TWAT FACE, anyone who does not conform to her ultra liberal stance would be ban outright.
by param4u February 16, 2010
Get the Twat Facemug. by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004
Get the daft twatmug. verb. (as popularized by Dane Cook)
A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
Girl 1: I thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his attitude changed.
Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?
Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.
Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?
Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.
Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
by DaneCookFan27 July 14, 2009
Get the twat swattermug.