The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).
Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.
Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.
The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.
Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.
Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.
The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.
Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.
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Eli: no
Bob: why
Eli: Because I don’t care
Bob: (dies from Alien buns)
Eli: no
Bob: why
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