face potato

a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.

Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.

by ekamarie April 6, 2010

Potato (🥔)

Any canadian with a slow mind and self confidence.

Alex is a real potato (🥔).

by Thefudger2102 January 6, 2020

potato-sac

Another term for a sack of potatoes.

The potato-sac had 32 potatoes in it.

by word authority June 19, 2016

Potato Religion

The Worship of Potatoes

Wow His Religion Is Potato Religion?

by Potato_God999 May 10, 2020

roman the potato

roman the potato is a dutch ass grumpy potato, that chills his balls hanging down the ceiling. Hes probably about to go moldy because hes an old wrinkly potato from frietwinkel. His sister is Freddie das Ferkel and his parents are Schnörwangen and Lina raven. He is one one first people to save when the butz is burning.

Who is that sexy mf hanging down the ceiling? Its roman the potato!

by A fine pickle jar February 22, 2023

Frosty Potato

The act of putting one's ball sack on a bag of ice or otherwise cooling the testes to shrivel up resembling a "frosty potato," which then has oral stimulation provided by inserting the whole scrotum into preferred sexual partners mouth.

"Hey Dennis, I gave that skank an awesome frosty potato last night!"

by BigSparky December 1, 2013

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015