Kobe

Kobe is that type of guy to throw you out like molded cheese. First he loves you then he CHEATS. So don’t date a Kobe B

girl: did you hear about Kobe

girl 2: yeah what a total idiot

by e-girl24 December 9, 2019

Kobe

He is very cute. A stoner, does lots of drugs, knows what he wants and when he wants it, and gets it. He may lie a lot, but has a good heart. Very rarely shows interest in things unless it’s drugs, sometimes his friends. You’re lucky if he’s ever nice to you. But he is so hot. Also easy to fall in love with.

Person 1: “You know Kobe? I think I’m in love with him.”

Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”

by 😏🤝😩 April 7, 2022

Reverse Kobe

An erection that won't go away.

Milton took an extra viagra and battled a reverse kobe all day. That thing just stayed up.

by Evenrude February 24, 2020

Kobee

A dinosaur who is hilarious. Also a man who maneged to steal the moon using a shrink ray. Also an incredibly hot and amazing guy. Just he to clarify he is not gay he is taken stay away from him or else I will kidnap your family for 7 years and have Liam neason by my side. Also if you touch I will touch you.😤

Stay away from Kobee or else....

by Asian Batman November 20, 2021

Kobe

Kobe a Jewish lollipop who will eat your kids

Kobe stay away from kids you little vadge sniffer

by Kobe 1234 January 8, 2021

KOBE

a nigga

people used to throw a paper into the bin and say Kobe

jacky' see that Kobe'
tom' what a fuckin KOBE'

jacky'hes a dead man'
tom 'lets fuck his asshole KOBE'

by regressor May 2, 2020

Kobe

When your doing something that involves a helicopter crashing

Me: My helicopter is crashing

My Teammates: Kobe

by MJisthegoat April 24, 2020