Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

by Boogman69 November 29, 2020

Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead

Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading

by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021

Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.

Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.

by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020

Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.

{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}

by beardedbandit May 12, 2013

satan black

As dark as Satan

The person had hair like Satan black

by Phantom Sis May 12, 2015

Meme Satan

A idiot who has no purpose in life, He just acts funny using other jokes from the internet and somewhat changing

it in a shitty way. His life was filled with unstoppable torture/unappreciation and he changed into the horrible character when he started getting smarter at life in school.

You fucks don't appreciate Meme Satan, go to hell
Tell us a 2018 joke, Meme Satan

by overlordissomewhatdead December 27, 2018