Hot Mess

a sexy person who has a shit face when he/she drinks.

Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?

Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.

by jc_sherwood1 August 31, 2011

Mexican mess

When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable

Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea

by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015

pleasure mess

Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.

I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.

by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Man Mess

Semen; Sperm; Ejaculation

I cannot wait to spread my man mess all over her face.

by Billyho99 May 2, 2009

your a mess

Your ugly

Kelsea,your a mess!😂

by Sally123❤️ May 4, 2018

the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.

"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"

by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022