German school

The place where I have to go every day. It's weird there. You learn boring things like math, German, English, and in history things about France. Yeah, crazy right? And the worst thing is that you HAVE to go there like there are no home lessons or anything like that, just the school. And if you're not going one day the police will come... nice hm? (Btw I'm from Germany so my English isn't as good I'm sorry)

Me: Are you going to a German school?
Everyone who's not German: no!!

by ImGerman December 22, 2019

hangry german

when someone is too hungry and angry at the same time, then all of sudden starts to speak german.

mom, food delivery is on the way, please stop behaving like a hangry german.

by maniR4E December 1, 2021

german hotbox

When your friend shits into the glove box of your car

"Hey Dez, what's up?"
"Not much, Marvin just did the german hotbox on me yesterday after going to Chipotle. My car still smells like tacos and shit."

by futureshards May 23, 2020

german cartwheel

When a couple is 69ing each other while holding onto each other's ankles and rotating in a team effort cartwheel. Both participants need to be blonde and blue-eyed, have their mouths full of sauerkraut,and be wearing socks and Velcro-strap sandles.

Did you see Lars and Olga doing the German Cartwheel? They can go around so fast!

by Blank user5000 April 5, 2016

German Yoot

This Word was invented from the german Yassin.
It is a more expressive version of Yoot and Yeet. It is spoken like the german word Jod but with a T at the end. It can be combined with the word "omega" to make it even more expressive!

Man:"My wife just left me"
German Guy:" YOOT!"

Dennis: "Leon belongs is the Clinic"
German Guy:" OMEGA YOOT!"

It can be defined with words like "LOL","Wow" or "Gotcha". As you can see, can Yoot, especially the german Yoot say many things while being very short.

by Aicens April 19, 2019

german flag

a german flag is when someone is pooping and peeing on their period, the colors of the poop, pee, and blood being similar to the colors on the german flag.

"i just did the most massive german flag ever"

"omg really send proof rn"

by tangysjuice September 30, 2023

Dirty German

The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...

Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.

by anonymous May 11, 2021