hodeo clown

A ho with so much makeup on that she is clown-like.

Bobo’s girlfriend looked like such a hodeo clown with all that makeup caked on.

by HumaneAnimal December 13, 2017

Clown Meeting

Something funny to yell when you're in the woods with your friends

Friend: what do we do now
Me: *yells* CLOWN MEETING

by Caleb Mack November 8, 2016

Smeeze Clown

noun-

A dirty girl.

One whose intake of man parts exceeds normal expectations.

A.K.A. - Huge Slut
created by Steve M.

Yo that girl i took home last night was a real smeeze clown.

Dude check out that smeeze clown on the corner over there, I can't believe how slutty she is.

by Joefigg May 5, 2010

Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"

1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!

by PapiAlbatroz March 29, 2015

clown map

A map used as a graphic, typically for some sort of publication or academic article, that displays such a ridiculous amount of information the color key for the map makes it look like a clown.

Holy crap, who turned in this assignment for a clown map?

by HiggiD January 15, 2010

Clown bong

A whipped cream charger used for consuming nitrous oxide

"Did you catch Tipper's set?"
"Nah brah, I had a date with the clown bong in my tent"

by Blurpblorp May 12, 2020

clown's frown

A term used for a woman's vagina, particularly those with oversized labia.

Her curtains were so droopy, she had a proper clown's frown.

by pinguandsuperman November 13, 2011