brad

an absolute weapon who cannot be banged

hey look theres brad zouting and fruiting

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

Gary Brad

Side Piece; 2 chicks, 1 dude, 3 cups

Oh no baby, I was just drinking with Gary Brad on Valentines Day

by Garybradwithkhakis March 20, 2024

Brad

(Verb) to seemingly ignore someone talking to you, it mostly happens on accident but only happens on people not named brad, if it happens on someone named brad, it wasn't an accident

“Are you brading me?” “*oblivion*” “*eye roll*”

by Exhaustpipefucker June 30, 2021

Brad Vogele

Noun, 1. pig farmer - a farmer that raises pigs or keeps pigs. piggery.
Verb, 2. to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
Verb, 3. to act in a creepy and concerning manner.

When I visited the country I saw many a Brad Vogele.

by That Guy Over By The Garden October 9, 2010

Brad

The act of making a statement without putting any thought behind said statement

I said I was done gambling last night, I always brad when I’m drunk.

by Bomh September 30, 2019

Brad

Beautiful skinhead

Brad has a beautiful skinhead trim

by Vantage fitness November 24, 2021

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019