cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.
im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.
by dave4817 October 26, 2004
Get the lips and assholesmug. That so-called celebrity talking so rude to the people asking for his autograph is such an egotistical asshole and so full of himself. If it weren't for those fans, he wouldn't be rich & he'd be a nobody!
by Texas Toys September 10, 2016
Get the egotistical assholemug. The feeling of irritated ass you get after walking around for a while with moisture between your butt cheeks from juicy farts or not properly wiping your ass after a big shit.
Hey man we need to hurry up and get home soon my ass is killing me..I must have not wiped good after that shit i took earlier because I am so asshole aware right now.
by fathead216994 December 26, 2011
Get the asshole awaremug. The circulating life force in and around a person’s anal sphincter according to Chinese philosophy and medicine.
For years I had been working on my asshole qi when hunting for a parking space; I’ve found that this simple practice has benefited me much more than I ever anticipated.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019
Get the asshole qimug. When you have a VERY itchy asshole.
Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.
Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens
Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens
by Jimmy & Cody March 25, 2008
Get the asshole itchalitusmug. The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
Get the asshole tomatoesmug. Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.
by Rickof Lancaster October 21, 2008
Get the asshole dingmug.