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Zombie Boyfriend

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
by rpcarnell July 29, 2011
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Bitch Zombie

the last zombie in black opps that you dont kill so that you can fix every thing.
me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"

Tevin: "in the theather room"

me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
by Vilot October 21, 2011
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Zombie Hunting

Zombie Hunting is the practice in which one searches for drunk-outta-their-mind bitches at a party, lures them to a safe area and has sex with them as long as they finish by cumming in their face. Cumming in their face is essential, as only a headshot can kill a zombie.
Timmy: Hey, Fred. Want to go zombie hunting?

Fred: What's that?

Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.

Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!

Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.
by Professional Zombie Hunter January 22, 2012
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Zombie Horse

You're messing with a zombie horse now.
Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart have a zombie horse now.
by Nanspaghetti October 7, 2010
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Zombie Conversation

When you claim someone is "dead to you" and then you have an awkward conversation with that person.
Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"

*3 months later*

Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"
by EvenStephen August 24, 2010
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Zombie Log

A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.
Aww man, the toilet got plugged by my massive zombie log
by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007
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speedcore zombie

to indulge oneself in listening excessively to music ranging to 250 to 1000 bpm (beats per minute) that we commonly known as speedcore
god anthony ur such a speedcore zombie when
by specialtony July 13, 2007
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