Zero MkIII

He's a fartknocker! He sucked my weiner too many times too count and my ballsack is superlow. Sometimes I wish that I would have a full sperm count but Zero MkIII always makes it lower. :( When I go to the bathroom,instaid of seeing a toilet or a urinal I see his face sticking out. I put my buttchecks right in his face and I let the demons be released.

Zero MkIII: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
White Base55: uh,you there zero?
Zero MkIII: HAHAHHAHHAAHHA FART LOL
White Base55: please can i have some of your drugs? i can really use some
Zero MkIII: nO LOLOLOLOLOLololo ITS MAH DRUGZ0RZ KTO(K(RJTSFGETHDUJDT
White Base55: Oh my god. I need those drugs.

by WhiteBase April 30, 2005

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Two Zero Two

One of the most impressive acoustic songs ever written by possibly one of the best ex-bands ever, Northstar.

your mom: "I love that song, Two Zero Two by Northstar."
her mom: "Too bad they broke up."
your mom: "Cassino's just as good."

by nerdisgay October 14, 2006

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Ground Zero Mosque

An interfaith religious community center that is to be located two blocks away from Ground Zero. Some people think that the location is insensitive because it is a house of worship for Muslims and extremist Muslims attacked us on 9-11-01. Almost everyone who supports it is UN-American because they believe in freedom of religion for Muslims that haven't the slightest connection with Al-Qaeda.

Hey Bob, do you believe that the Ground Zero Mosque should be built? Hell no, its a victory for the terrorists.

by bbare89 September 26, 2010

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Zero shits given

The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."

by simon180 May 24, 2015

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T minus zero

"T minus zero" means "out of time."

This comes from a countdown convention used in by both the American military and NASA.

Generally, it is used when counting down to a major event that will happen at a specific time.

Mathematically, T is time, minus whatever amount of time is left until the event happens.

If the News Years ball is dropping in 10 minutes, one could say "The ball is dropping in T minus 10 minutes and counting!"

Therefore, "T minus zero" means that there is no time left.

I was working on my term paper all night for my morning class, and all the sudden I looked up at the clock and realized I was t minus zero.

by HanClinto May 11, 2004

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