you're mom xd

When you mistakenly write "you're" instead of "your".

Guy1: lol

Guy:2 you're mom xd
Guy:1 wtf

by JuulKing March 8, 2018

But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017

You're my purple

Another way of saying " you're gay"
Also used for platonic (or maybe not 🌚) soulmates that have gay energy.

"George, you're my purple." ".. Sure man, you're my purple too, but no homo"

They are most of the time homo anyways.

by Larry the platypus April 13, 2023

When you're on a horse

A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse

*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"

by Gore finger February 2, 2022

You're mad cunt

Its basically a aussie slang which means "you're crazy"

"Oh my god you're mad cunt for doing that"

"Your mad bro"

by slayqueens June 8, 2022

You're probably french

A way to instantly discredit anyone's argument.

Person 1: True communism has never been tried, capitalism is evil.
Person 2: You're probably french

by flippnflop November 7, 2021