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Yankee

Yankee (n.) — Informal: A habitual male masturbator; one who "yanks"/partakes in "yanking" way too much for their own good.
Also see: Wanker.
Obsolete: originally referred to Americans, especially from the northern United States.
New: Fuck off wit' your circlejerk invitation, John, y'all just a bunch of yankees.
Old: Those bloody Yankees will put cheese on anything if you ask them.
by MattsterWilford April 30, 2025
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Yankee Liver

Synonym for the liver of someone cannot tolerate much alcohol. One who comes from the Northern parts of the United States and is unable to drink a reasonable amount of alcohol.
Johnny passed out after one (1) Four Loko. The man has such a Yankee Liver.
by Rd44 January 16, 2021
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Angry Yankee

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, finish inside her, and then proceed to eat out the remnants with a blue jolly rancher in your mouth.
“I turned that girl, red, white, and blue when I gave her an angry Yankee!”

Wtf is wrong with you
by Abchshgrjdj May 15, 2025
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Yankee Tax

A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.
Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)
by The Confederate Wordsmith October 7, 2019
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Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite

n. a person who's shit at a certain skill, or a flat-out asshole.
Gordon Ramsay: Fock off you, you useless fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite...
by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025
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Cranked a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob
Did you hear, Stacy cranked a yankee last night!”
by Kayakayak January 26, 2019
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Yankee

Any U.S. American who originates from somewhere north of Dallas and east of Louisiana.
Those pompous, ignorant Yankees pronounce pecan “PEA can” instead of “puh-COHN” and they call cars “caaahs”.
by CyberTex November 25, 2021
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