Wootted

When you feel like you need to piss but in reality you need take a shit and then proceed to shit your pants.

What happened to Kevin?
- Oh he wootted in the bathroom. He's on cleanup duty.
Don't touch anything he touches!

by solo4real March 8, 2026

Wooty woop

(Basketball) when the ball bricks and then banks in; should be possible when going for a lay

Yall remember when Yusuf hit a Wooty woop with 1 second left in the 4th quarter

by Pax$on June 1, 2025

pooter wooter

a very brief poot.
a short fart

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*

by bcritters August 4, 2011

Madong Wootentong

A grotesquely hairy, and often times, quite smelly foreign female reproductive cave that gives off a smell of ancient rotting cheese that's been dug up in the constipated ass of a dead woolly mammoth

Guy 1: Hey ma - holy shit! Why does your breath stink like fuck?!

Guy 2: .. Remember the girl from the bar last night? Well, she had a Madong Wootentong..

by Regina George Carmichael August 21, 2011

scooty woots

Diarrhea , the shits.

If I don't get rid of the scooty woots soon my asshole is gonna smoke and catch fire

by y2davey April 22, 2018

tootsie-wootsie

used to refer someone who you in love or you lile, in a childish way.

she's like my tootsie-wootsie.
hello, Carin, what's up tootsie?

by beax April 17, 2018

Danile Wooten

Dude-a

Stop-a

I love Danile Wooten

by Adam Gough November 28, 2018