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The Music Wizard

A website created in desperation by one who wishes to leave his utterly meaningless footprint on the music industry. Those who obsess and/or promote such sites suffer from similar symptoms to that of "Transmissionism" and should seek similar treatments.
Henry thinks that people care about his website,The Music Wizard, when in actuality it ranks just below aids infected babies in south africa in importance of day to day life...
by Ilyavich Yufitskiy November 15, 2010
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horse wizards

mythical equestrian creatures who can fly, have magical abilities and will kill you if you dont change the channel. Often seen when you are drunk
by not racist April 22, 2003
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Wizard High

When you get so high you start seeing boats in the smoke, just like Gandalf
Bro I got fucking wizard high last night
by Ty Lopez May 20, 2022
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wizard

When you drink your height in beer cans.
kid: Yo bro what did you do this weekend?
Wizard: I became a wizard
by Awreck January 28, 2011
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Wizard-bitchin'

When something awesome happens and awesome won't quite cover it.
John Partyplaza: Oh man, was at this all-lesbian jello-wrestling party last night, and all these chicks kept trying to get me to "save" them...and then after all the sex and jello i found a penny...it was wizard-bitchin'!

Peter Notquiteascool: Well i made myself some soup..it was kinda tasty but not great...
by Shazambo November 8, 2009
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shit wizard

A lying hipster; a bullshitting hipster who is talking out of his ass to gain hipster status points.
What the fuck is up with Justin, he just keeps babbling that Arcade Fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us... what shit wizard.
by SNJustin October 13, 2010
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wizard's beard

The creamy discharge left behind in a guys pubic hair after sex with a female.
After I pulled out, I looked down at my crotch and saw she had given me a Wizard's beard.

Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!
by sweetrac August 11, 2011
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