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isn't boris a massive wanker
by its ya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii December 13, 2019
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Wankers Coffee

This is a place where people take pictures of people who walk into the store and jerk off. There is a guy there who is gay and does Jerk off to men. They jizz into the cups and whip up the shit so it looks like whipped cream.

One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
Man: "Have you tried Wankers Coffee?"
Woman : "Yea I got pregnant from one of them"
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oinky wanker

In the terms of old, oinky wanker is used to describe the male genitalia. Also known as, penis.

It is also a derogatory term against the male genitalia.
"Ew, I saw his oinky wanker"

"He got a sex change, and he got his oinky wanker taken off"
by jigiram February 3, 2008
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mask wanker

Someone who insists on wearing a mask during a fake pandemic
Look at them sheep wearing masks

Mask wanker
by Giggidy79 December 19, 2021
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wanker

Literally, wanker is accepted to mean "one who masturbates". The frequency of masturbation required to confer the status of "wanker" upon an individual is open to interpretation, as the insult is used as a catch-all category to include fools, buffoons, idiots etc. They're all wankers - the lot of 'em. The cop who caught you speeding, the politician you just saw on TV, those insipid tossbags moaning about global warming. All wankers.

Rarely, the word is used by some to refer to the penis itself, though this usage doesn't seem to be widely known.
"Paul is such a wanker - he killed a toddler while driving drunk. He's due in court on Tuesday."

"Which one of you wankers ate my schnitzel?"

"Drop your wankers and get over here, I need a hand with this..."
by meconium_sandwich January 13, 2008
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Wankerchief

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.
"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"
by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006
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winkerpeeps

Look into my winkerpeeps.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her winkerpeeps.
The winkerpeeps are the window of the soul.
by Narby May 12, 2014
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