whale of a human

guess who this is

whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Sneaky whale

The art of sneaking an obese female into your friends house/apartment, without them knowing

Friend 1: me and Steven are going to

the club tonight

Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.

by Grifmiester November 27, 2019

whale threesome

The act of having sex while you or your partner is laying on a friends back. The friend serves no sexual purpose other than to hold the two of you up.

The other night, after Scott fell asleep, my girlfriend and I had a whale threesome with him.

by The whale threesome guy May 11, 2016

Arctic Whaling

When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis

My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved

by schmebalydook August 12, 2019

whale hunting

The act of hunting the largest specimen you can find, nailing it and being the proudest man on earth.

Kyle went for a night out in Runcorn whale hunting, he found big kate who was the largest lady in the group. He spent £50 in the takeaway, then took her home. He was ever so proud and got to show off his new iphones panoramic display.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 27, 2019

Blood Whale

A mythical sword only belonging to the most amazing.

All hail! Septima! Queen of the Septic tanks! Wielder of Blood Whale!!

by everstar January 20, 2009

Whale gang

People with massive pps and are super good and cool they also prefer whales over turtles because whales are amazing and whale gang members always have each other’s back

Yo Man U part of the whale gang

by Whale gang March 22, 2020