whale of a human

guess who this is

whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Battle of Whales

$am murphy called on the Whales of the ocean and destroyed half of America and drank all of the water in africa.

Did you study for the Battle of Whales test

by Kevin GoGoGo February 26, 2019

whale hunting

The act of hunting the largest specimen you can find, nailing it and being the proudest man on earth.

Kyle went for a night out in Runcorn whale hunting, he found big kate who was the largest lady in the group. He spent £50 in the takeaway, then took her home. He was ever so proud and got to show off his new iphones panoramic display.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 27, 2019

Scarred Whale

A suicidal fat kid who binge eats.

"Hey James did you see the Scarred Whale pass by us."

by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner

Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled

by Harpoon#1 July 5, 2018

Joe the whale

A whale that acts like a child.

Joe the whale is depressed.
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!

by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022

Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by anonymous January 15, 2022