Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?

Twitch famous meme first made in MitchJones's chat by fellow twitch streamer Atlanta in 2019. The joke went on to become a staple in other chats too such as Mizkif's and Austinshow's.

*typed in twitch chat or similar medium* "Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?" *Content creator responding*

by Waaysus April 10, 2023

Weiner Ass Tart

When you invite a bunch of friends over for a sleep over. When one of the males falls asleep. You insert your penis into his ass, take pictures, then shove your cock in his mouth... and take pictures.

Wow, dude I think some one slipped me roofies. I found some pictures of me getting a Weiner Ass Tart at the party last night. There was a crowd gathered and all.

by Dick nipple, dudley manlove February 21, 2009

Boomerang Weiner

A racial epithet directed toward the austrailan folk. also, the name for a penis so big, you have to wrap it around your waist with a boomerang.

That Boomerang Weiner's pet dingo ate my baby!
I have a Boomerang Weiner.

by Boomerang Weiner January 27, 2007

weinerface

1. To suck at life
2. Dork
3. Goofball

1. I can't believe you got a 50 on that test, you're such a weinerface.
2. You weinerface! Don't do homework instead of watching Zoolander!
3. You're such a weinerface, calm down and get in to bed with me....right now....

by G$ March 1, 2005

weiner steamer

when a chick takes a poop on your weiner when doing her in the butt.

Dude, i was goin to town on this chick in the butt, and she took a weiner steamer all over me.

by MPU 2071 January 4, 2008

Weiner Whacker

A person who whacks their weiner forcefully.

Tommy your such a WEINER WHACKER.

by Wenis Whacker123 October 10, 2008