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A female foreign undercover spy that has devastating STDs and is spreading those diseases in a foreign adversary’s country by being a big whore, slut, or honey trap. State sponsored prostitutes with sexual transmitted biological diseases and infections that can be naturally occurring or gain of function manufactured diseases from the lab that are sexually transmitted.
Fang Fang is a state sponsored prostitute and is used as a biological weapon of mass dickstruction against the host countries senators.
by Dick bomb April 29, 2023
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Weapon on the tools

Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.
‘Wow James is an excellent cook.’
‘Yeah, he’s a weapon on the tools.’
by PAtredes November 7, 2023
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weaponized incompetence

A term used by bad managers and by friends, family members, and romantic partners alike in circumstances where they want somebody else to do things their way but they do not want to properly communicate what their way is (or where they are happy to wax on about frivolous details but never justify why said details would actually matter to anyone else).

They will describe whoever is doing a sufficiently poor job reading their minds as incompetent, and if they suspect you are doing a poor job specifically so that they'll have to meet their own ineffable requirements (if you want something done "right", do it yourself) then they will call it "weaponized" incompetence.

In their minds the term means "feigning not being good at a task to get out of doing it" but in practice such a campaign could only ever work when there's only one person who has skin in the game for the task to be done in a certain way to begin with.
"Don't you even know how to make me a sandwich? The pickles have to go on top of the provolone, and the mustard and mayonaise should never touch. You didn't even cut off the crust, and who slices a sandwich lengthwise? It *must* be diagonal! Fine, I'll make my own damned sandwich, but I swear you do this on purpose just to avoid doing it the right way. It's weaponized incompetence! *huff*"
by Happ MacDonald April 8, 2024
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Weaponize

To take something that you yourself do every day, turn it on your enemy, all the while defining it as 'the most horrible thing ever ever!!!'
"I just cannot seem to weaponize his love of the people!!"
"Sure you can!! Just call it POPULISM!!"
by voshkod September 14, 2021
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Weapon

Weapon a scouse term (someone from Liverpool) to call another person if they think they are acting like a right twat and if they are annoying you.
Joe, why are you being such a fucking cunt all the time, you weapon
by Chris Garland October 30, 2019
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Double-Loaded Weapon

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010
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weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.
That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
by Bahuka March 24, 2017
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