Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.
“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”
by Lil’ Giraffe June 01, 2018
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Beamish weather

The type of weather you typically find at the beamish museum in the north east of England. This weather makes a person feel drained, experience a headache and nausea.
Gee wiz, this beamish weather is killing me off... bring back the sun
by Swag and bone man June 17, 2020
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Michael Weathers

True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.

Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.

Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot

Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,

Because at the time
Being gay

Was

Frowned
Upon, so he

Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes

Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of

His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,

not
A name to
Discriminate

Against, so we
Are simply using

This name as an example.
Hi, I’m a michael weathers. I’m gay.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
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Under-weathered

He was quite under-weathered for a couple of years after he lost his wife.
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Psychedelic Weathering

Natural wear in material objects due to psychedelic properties in nature.
Dude, check out the psychedelic weathering on that stick.
by Psychedelic weathering August 22, 2020
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beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.
It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather
by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 03, 2019
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