Wakey water

Coffee

I love a fresh pot of wakey water in the morning

by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020

WAKE WAOW

(n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.

M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!

by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

Wake Waow

(n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)

No one:

Not a single soul:

Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?

by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

Wakenatiamatamlod

When you wake up with eyes closed and are not aware that you're awake, instead you're thinking about the dream you were having the same night

I am late for work because i had wakenatiamatamlod for 2 hours straight!

by Pearcoin February 10, 2021

Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.

I started this morning with a WAKEY PARTAKEY

by RoastnToast April 27, 2021

Wajeej

The best best-friend anyone could ever ask for. She can be a little snarky sometimes, but she does it from a place of love. Make no mistake, she's got a heart of gold. She genuinely, deeply cares about the people she loves, will never do anything to hurt them and always tries to cheer them up whenever they're down. She distances herself from everyone from time to time cuz she goes through stress, so give her some space every now and then and check up on her to make sure she's fine. She's a writing prodigy; can come up with stupendous poems in a matter of minutes without even trying too hard. One needs to be lucky to have her as their best-friend, cuz there really isn't anyone else like her. So, if you do have her as your bestie, make sure to be appreciative, value her and always be there for her.

Hey, did you read Wajeej's new poem? It's hella rad!

by jilli_bhai July 21, 2021

Wakefield Middle

WCPSS school, infamous for the "devious lick" challenge, has people that say that I like fruit even though I dont, and has ZERO COVID protocols (aside from a poorly implemented mask rule)

Wakefield Middle School is the worst school ever!!!!!!! It feels like hell.

by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021