Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".
My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".
My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".
by Busnardo May 5, 2014
Get the wake and slakemug. Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.
Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!
Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.
Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!
Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.
Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!
by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021
Get the Wake upmug. When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.
Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."
by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022
Get the Wake-and-Laughmug. by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022
Get the Australian wake upmug. person 1: “Boss, do you want me to shoot these enemys?”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”
by Clay Spenser December 7, 2022
Get the wake up the neighborhoodmug. wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
Get the national wake your s.o. up daymug. by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020
Get the Southern Wake Upmug.