chrissy wake up

the song that at first was a funny appreciation of a character (eddie munson) and the actor's hard work in this role, that has later transformed into the only three words stranger things obsessed kids scream at you in the hallway when you tell them it is in fact illegal and just wrong to stalk joseph quinn's location and show up to his holiday house.

"yeah idk i think that was going a bit very far, yknow stalking his location and showing up to his house and all"

"ugh u dont get it - CHRISSY WAKE UP I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP, HEY HELLO, TIME TO WAKE UP TIME TO WAKE UP CAN YOU HEAR ME WAKE UP CHRISSY I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP"

by elmointhewild August 17, 2022

crissy wake up

Typically used when someone is actively being possessed by an unknown demon.

Girl: *Eyes go blank, stays still, starts flying*
Guy: "CRISSY WAKE UP {ION LIKE THIS}"

by Vickyelle May 12, 2024

wake and slake

morning sex (with a partner or via self gratification).

Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".

My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".

by Busnardo May 5, 2014

waikiki wake-up call

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once

waikiki wake-up call someone.

by Turd mongler September 5, 2016

Wake Yo Game Up

The act of tightening your game up to avoid any slip ups or pitfalls due to lacking or being off your toes.

you better wake yo game up and stop slipping out here before you lose it all.

by Coffey BayB January 9, 2023

Off The Wake

- “Off the wake” typically means right after waking up or just getting out of bed.

“Nah, she looked mad good off the wake”

by nianxnain April 17, 2025

career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012