shit weasel

a person who is of no use to society (slang)

get outta here you shit weasel!!

by crabman250 January 10, 2010

Butter Weasel

a bitch-ass, hoe-smut, smeaze-faggot, failure at life.

Me: You dropped outta high school to be a rodeo clown???

Loser: Yeah man, I hate school.

Me: Wow, you really are a butter weasel.

by Jay-Rock21 May 06, 2009

wax the weasel

To either getting a blow job, or laid, which leaves your junk with a nice shiny film.

Man, I'm going over to that ho's place to have her "wax the weasel"!!

by Incorrigible October 15, 2013

Ass weasel

A term used to describe a little overly happy weasel inserting him/herself up one's anus.

Cindy is such an ass weasel when it comes to Brad Pitt.

by Carliann May 27, 2007

screeching weasel

(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police

Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.

by CMoore014 September 10, 2009

shit weasel

Alien creature that resembles a lamprey. It developes inside a human host until it bursts out of their ass.

"Boy did that shit weasel burst out of my ass. I sure am dead now."

by William March 29, 2003

cock weasel

A pretentious, arrogant, stuck-up, self-centred bastard who believes he is Gods gift to women and can therefore fuck you over. Exeter is heavily populated by such beings. It is also an entertaining word to say and can be used as an insult against almost everybody!

'he's such a cock weasel!!'

by Lafrowda January 14, 2006