[vegas venus]

Stripper , prostitute that will give you the whole package for under one hundred dollars

Did you see Hugh Grant with that Vegas Venus? Yeah, she was pretty skanky

by BabyRed December 21, 2008

vegas vortex

when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex

scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex

by lord black December 25, 2008

Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.

He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".

by onken015 April 19, 2013

Taken to Vegas

To receive an absolutely horrible and bizarre handjob.

I work up with cuts on my dick after I was taken to vegas

by Articue February 27, 2014

Vegas Water Fountain

Red Bull mixed with the tears of bachelor party attendees for the mourning of the grooms soon to be castration.

All looked on with amazement as the Vegas Water Fountain filled the streets of Charlotte on March 22.

by Big Floppys master March 4, 2014

vegas itch

Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing

After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."

by The Love Docta April 24, 2014

Cock Vegas

Las Vegas NV. This town of glitz, lights, gambling and entertainment has a reputation as a mecca of sin and sex. Sure, the place is amazing if your single; single female that is. With a male to female ratio of about 12 guys for ever girl, Cock Vegas is an oasis of penis. Many guys have claimed that Alaska has more available chicks then Cock Vegas, and that is saying something. Go to a club; it gets up to 56 guys and 5 girls. Some clubs have even enforced a 1 to 1 ratio and you have men lined up around the block twice trying to get in. Las Vegas and San Diego ( Cock Vegas and Man Diego ) might as well be brothers in pecker. On Industrial road where the strip clubs and "Swinger" clubs are, which to a local are well known rip offs, have an endless flow of cock shooting off dollars and cents.

Go to anyplace, online, and see for yourself. Experience Cock Vegas for yourself.

by FormerVegasGuy December 23, 2013