Flatus Vaginalis

The technical name in Latin for a 'Fanny Fart', 'Vart' or 'Queef'.

"I was engaging in copulation the night previously, when my dearest partner of my non-marital relationship released an expulsion of air, a Flatus Vaginalis my dear boy, from her Vulva."

by nathanjhunt September 1, 2011

fairy vagina

A fairy vagina is a girl who makes absolutely zero effort to attract guys but somehow they flock to her like moths to a flame. The term "fairy vagina" comes from the series True Blood where Pam screams "Im so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." Sookie draws vampires and other creatures to her inexplicably then we find out it is because they find her fairy scent irresistable. This is the same effect fairy vagina girls have on real men in real life without even trying.

"Dude, how is Dina getting all these guys to go crazy over her?"
"She has a fairy vagina."
"Oh, true."

by ammxs April 21, 2018

piggy bank vagina

A women that only fucks men that have a lot of money. Age is not a factor.

"you do not have a chance of getting in her pants, she has a piggy bank vagina"

by hildy-ho February 16, 2009

pope of my vagina

Usually used in reference to an unattainable male celebrity, this is a title given to the one person who's every word, action, or look most quickly makes the speaker's vagina wet for their cock (or fingers/tongue/whatever). It is implied that the speaker is (or would like to be) a sub with this person as their Dom in a D/s relationship; as the Pope is the leader of the Catholic church, the speaker would like for this person to be the leader of their vagina.

Michael Fassbender is the pope of my vagina

by triplenope July 22, 2014

vagina

best fucking thing ever. period.

wow, i like that vagina.

by lord scrotum June 16, 2009

vagina soup

The steamy liquid discharge excreted from the vagina after a semi-violent thrusting of meat and/or vegetables into the vaginal canal. The vigorous thrusting breaks off small bits food product and mixes it with the natural juices to create a tantalizingly rich and chunky broth sure to satisfy the most picky of eaters. Traditional ingredients include cucumbers, carrots, flank steak, hot dogs and/or sausage, frozen fish sticks or depending on size, an entire chicken or turkey (take care to remove giblet bag before insertion). Surprisingly light but filling. Usually serves two. Best served with crusty bread and a fine red wine.

Grandma always served up a steamy delicious bowl of vagina soup whenever we'd visit...

by clayman01 February 2, 2010

Vaginal Silicosis

An irritating, disorder that can occur in both men and women. Known and diagnosable by the common person by identifying common traits such as excessive whining, complaining and generally acting as if one has sand trapped in the vagina. Those suffering ffrom this affliction tend to make others annoyed and irritated. Etiology of this disorder is unknown, though recent studies have identified "bitchyness" as a risk factor. Treatment options are limited and therapies available tend to be both painful and ineffective in long term resolution. Common name: Sandy Vagina

Her behavior might be a symptom of Vaginal Silicosis.
She's so pissed off ...she must be suffering from vaginal silicosis.

by Ben Sturgeon May 14, 2008