do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?

Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.

by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016

keep it under your hat

Keep it a secret; don't tell anybody.

Keep it under your hat for now.

by Tony1024 September 15, 2016

Two asses in one underwear

When two people are always seen together

Helmi and Elli are two asses in one underwear

by Thimthim June 21, 2020

I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

When someone most certainly does NOT have it under control....

Don’t worry Kellie, I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

by Tidal365 November 26, 2020

Story of Undertale

Undertale parody of "Bad Romance"

it goes like this:

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
it has more but I can't type it

by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022

Sped kid under the sped class

An insult to use against someone who is more retarded an a special needs child.

Hey Wyatt! You smell like piss and shit! Ok Aiden, Shut the fuck up sped kid under the sped class

by Toystorykid2882 January 26, 2023

underwear sniffer

A typical nosy neighbor obsessed with getting into your house and asking you a bunch of invasive personal questions.

Someone who is so nosy that they may as well be asking you to take off your underwear so they can sniff it to determine what you've been eating in the last 12-24 hours.

"Oh no those damn(underwear sniffers) from across the street are walking up the front walk to come ask us how much money we make again"

"you wouldn't believe it that (underwear sniffer)just asked me what church we go to and if we would like to come to her church next Sunday,then she said you do go to church don't you?"

by scurvyseapup February 16, 2009