Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time

"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

by Crystal Lee January 4, 2008

turkey gobbler

an unusually long hang of a clitoris

I feel my turkey gobbler hitting against my leg.

by Diana Rita September 9, 2003

cold turkey

to break a habit without any processes

Joe used to smoke, but he quit cold turkey and hasn't gone back to it since. He is living proof that going cold turkey can be successful, especially if you don't do your bad habit very often. He only smoked his cloves 3-4 times a week.

by Karen Stickney August 6, 2006

Basting the Turkey

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.

Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.

by fetus003 August 28, 2008

Turkey

101 proof or death in a bottle

Drinking turkey will cause large portions of the night to be blacked out

by Kyle G September 9, 2008

turkey jerky

When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it.

"She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky"

by The Midget December 20, 2004

turkey dinner fart

The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.

Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.

by Bologna November 26, 2005