The Dutch Touch

A Dutch persons mojo.

The thing most Dutch People Rely on in life...

"Just a nother Bonus of being Dutch"

Non Dutch Person: How did you pull that off

Dutch Person: What can i say its the Dutch Touch...

by Dutch Touch October 8, 2006

Because you touch yourself at night!

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

by AndyAML July 30, 2003

go touch grass

if someone tells you to go touch grass, it means that you need to get out more.

eg: ryan was annoying so Lexi said: go touch grass😩 which means she is telling you to get out more.

by creatorsss April 21, 2021

A touch of the Beebo's

A Touch of the 'beebo's':
The inability to take a shit in public.

Usually occurs when then person trying to drop the kids off at the pool know that other people will hear.

"Aw man, I can't go with you there, I've been dying all day but the seal just won't crack... I've got a touch of the Beebo's"

by Y-Bob July 14, 2009

dont touch my macaroni

expression used when someone is touching your macaroni

phillip was eyeing my macaroni and i told him "dont touch my macaroni"

by squiggledick November 17, 2017

can i have a touch

When your friend offers you a premium inhale on a fine joint

Rohan - Hey Zach, can i have a touch?
Zach - *makes hand gesture towards joint*

by touch_master August 18, 2019

The Biden touch

Everything you touch turns to shit

A: Damn I really fucked that up.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.

The opposite of the Midas touch.

by realist human August 31, 2021