Tooage

Noun: 1) An item that belongs somewhere or does something but you can't remember where or what it does. 2) A product that has a purpose but is in the wrong spot. 3) A thing that is useful in only one capacity but does not belong in the context.

I found this tooage in the glove box of my car and I know it operates something? (unlocks the spare wheel, removes the roof racks etc.) 2. An item that has to go "to" the correct spot to become useful 3) When you find a needle in a haystack (What the hell is this doing here?)

by Warwick Brett November 30, 2007

Took The Top Escalator

A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.

Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.

Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

tookietown

cities that still have crips and bloods and all of the damn fuckin violence among them exists

tookietown: Fayetteville, NC

by thebigdj509 June 1, 2010

Tooken

how someone who doesn't know how to speak correctly says the word taken

"i had tooken a huge dump"

by LiterallyDepression42069 June 5, 2020

Tonka

Tonka is a cute, short girl from Turopolje. She likes to wear a black suit to every occasion and often goes to Krapina-Zagorje county to visit her boyfriend. She is tiny.

Come on Tonka, are you really wearing that black suit again?!

by Lpucka March 29, 2023

tooba

a whore

what a tooba, aka, a whore

by bushrasays January 20, 2020

Tookie

A tookie is a tobacco cigarette.

"Hey man, can I bum a tookie off of you?

by Azpartydude May 20, 2009