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The Caleb Shuffle

To cheat in a card game by poorly shuffling and adding desired cards to the top of the deck.
Caleb: Welp, that's a Glinthorn Buccaneer off the top deck. GG Boys.
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...
by Salty Loser January 10, 2022
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Irlam shuffle

When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.
Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!
by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021
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Dutch Shuffle

When a higher paid colleague who is responsible for a project to be delivered on Friday decides leave all of the work until Thursday afternoon then takes the Friday off,

leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.
Boss “Hey, do you have the project finished, it’s Thursday afternoon already”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”
by Rufus Abadgers March 25, 2022
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Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.
Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021
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uncomfortable shuffle

When a female is try to take her bra in the middle of a group of people without being noticed.
I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.
by OpusX June 11, 2023
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slut shuffle

The act of when driving and someone attempts to enter the car the driver moves forward so the passenger can’t enter
“Dude I just slut shuffled Ethan in the target parking lot making him look like a fool”
by Natesgreat232 June 14, 2023
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The Denver Shuffle

A dance that, when performed, makes anyone who sees it not want to have sex with the person performing the dance.
"Yeah, Jerry went into the dance circle, trying to pick up some girls, his moves were basically the denver shuffle.
by Gasoline Drinker June 15, 2023
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