Ticket

The price of something you paid for or somebody else paid for.

Damn I just dropped a ticket on these shoes!

by Greazy420 September 6, 2020

ticket tout

A person who asks people for their unexpired transit tickets and resells them to people for less money so they can save on the cost of a ticket which is an illegal practice.

I just saw a guy selling used tickets get kicked out of the bus station by security for being a ticket tout.

by James_In_Ottawa October 14, 2020

P1 Ticket

A giant Penis head masquerading as a person

Mr. Gates sure is a P1 Ticket today, he may be on his period.

by Ohyeahthatsthespot August 9, 2021

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012