vagina nuts

the part of the body that receives trauma from a fake injury

That player was hardly touched, he must have hurt his vagina nuts.

by myrealnameisthis October 2, 2011

nut sock

A sock that has been ejaculated in, these socks will go stiff and hard after the ejaculation. These socks are usually used by lonely men or teenagers.

Is that a nut sock, I have one too.

by Channerrrrr July 7, 2020

Mac Nut

A male on top of his game, A person who is a "Mack" with flawless game. Very confident and charismatic.

Damn, you saw that kid in the club? He rolled up and pulled 3 ladies with him home...that dude is a Mac Nut
a.k.a Mac Nut or Mack Nut

by 808 Rock October 14, 2011

Big nut

A donut is a ring of dough, yet we call it a do"nut". Curious
Say, if McDonalds were to bring out a Big-Mac which formed a single continuous loop, alternating between hamburger and bread, to follow convention it would therefore be called a big"nut".

That's the true meaning of a big nut.

You big nut. - Guy 1
Stfu, you're such a big nut. - Guy 3

by Moon Man Redux April 28, 2022

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Skinny Nuts

No one knows what Skinny Nuts mean because circles can't be skinny. The first time Skinny Nuts was used in a sentence or was ever heard was when a person named ZiffyClumper said Skinny Nuts to a man named Clowfoe was told he has them.

Clowfoe, "clowfoe. clowfoe. clowfoe"
ZiffyClumper, "skinny nuts"
Clowfoe, "THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS SKINNY NUTS"

by FellowPizzaGuy February 27, 2022

nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017