The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.

A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!

by Web* October 28, 2018

spoon whore

Will spoon anyone. Anytime. For any reason.

Chrissy said she is a spoon whore and I believe it

by Katyladey August 16, 2016

Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone

She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....

by Maryjane* December 13, 2017

Spoon in the Road

Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood

"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"

by EMF0X June 7, 2018

Verbal Spoon

An intense deep and meaningful conversation that has the emotional equivalent to an intimate spooning session.

M81: that was a great chat!

M82: yeah, best verbal spoon I've had in ages!

by Zing111 July 4, 2016

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011