A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023
Get the Twitter-Wokemug. by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013
Get the twitter gogglesmug. The place you go to when authority/institutions fail you and you need to air your grievances and need the public’s assistance to address your concerns and/or execute your demand.
“I’m gonna take this to Twitter court.”
“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”
Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.
Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!
“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”
Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.
Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!
by Kussimek January 8, 2021
Get the twitter courtmug. (v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.
(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
by berthablue August 11, 2009
Get the crash Twittermug. The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).
Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."
by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015
Get the Twitter grammarmug. a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you
by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011
Get the twitter failmug. Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.
The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.
by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010
Get the Twitter Quivermug.