A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
Get the sharting spidermug. The act of coring out a cucumber and inserting it into one’s anus while asleep to allow passage of spiders or other insects throughout the night.
by Galgotgame August 8, 2019
Get the spider bridgemug. A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.
by raginramborondo December 23, 2012
Get the spider bumpmug. The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.
After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.
by Deadrablade September 20, 2014
Get the Spider Shitmug. by griythan December 27, 2020
Get the Spider manmug. 1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.
2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
by yumtown March 13, 2009
Get the Spider bumpmug. by e0a8198 February 21, 2010
Get the Spider-Webbedmug.