Knot so caplin

Not and evil genius but rival. I noe who you where all along. To bad you have to hide what you are. I got off . still csn be friends you killer .

Your knot so caplin if you didn't keep a trinkets. A item to remember

by TherealAlyssa May 28, 2019

Garlic Knot

(1): A male individual, either by birth or other means, who is attracted to non-women
(2): An Italian.

(1)
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"

(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"

by VolMeadow February 1, 2024

Twat Knot

A man bun becomes a twat knott

Man bun...a man that has a bun on top of his head has a twat knott

by Dy Lee July 4, 2019

Slippery knot

A wet butthole from run off juices when going down on a girl

I had that slippery knot ready to slide right in

by Buttonhole July 9, 2016

Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022

Bum Knots

Pimples on your ass.

The dermatologist has to pop my bum knots

by Pot lid June 24, 2022

Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019