Pickle Farmer

A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.

She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.

I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.

by jv1020 February 25, 2014

Farmer's Dinner

When a tired farmer had not time or money to get or make himself dinner.

I am really hungry right now, but I think I'll just have a farmer's dinner.

by Real names 2233 April 21, 2022

farmer snort

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.

person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!

by aleckss May 15, 2005

farmer derrek

my big daddy derrek 😍

(farmer derrek) my big dick daddy derrek pounded me for hours last night 😍😍

by shdnfoenebdh February 4, 2021

Farmer stinky

Once done decapitating the head of a chicken, inserting it into the victims Vigina while listening to soul train.

Farmer stinky is the best way to end a long day on the field

by OG shea November 3, 2014

Pity Farmer

A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.

Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.

by T-3PO January 24, 2011

Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.

That penis farmer is a thot.

by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017