spanish cocktail

Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.

“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”

by MuertaBandito August 24, 2018

GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail)

How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.

Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.

by D.W. White July 7, 2022

cocktail d'amore

Cocktail d'amore has no gender, it'a a gay party.

Do you know the lost and found number of cocktail d'amore ?

by stbr May 8, 2018

Freudian Cocktail Slip

When the bartender Elizabeth in Phoenix accidentally brings you the wrong drink but it is what they really wanted to drink as a mistake.

Oh, you wanted the espresso martini! This is prosecco which is what I wanted - Freudian cocktail slip! Looks like I will just have to drink the oopsie.

by saskers April 5, 2025

Cocktail eyes

When someone you are talking to at an event us constantly looking over your shoulders to see if there is someone more important or worthwhile to move on to (British)

Andrew has the worst cocktail eyes of any author in London - always looking for his next schmoozing target

by EMFan June 5, 2024

Virgin Molotov cocktail

A Virgin Molotov cocktail is a crude hydration weapon which consists of a glass bottle semi-filled with non flammable liquid, usually water, the mouth of the bottle is stoppered with a cork or other type of airtight bung (rubber, glass, or plastic), and a cloth rag fixed securely around the mouth.

The robots were exterminated using virgin molotov cocktails

by Jimmy the Jackal June 6, 2022

Fruit Cocktail

Putting assorted fruits into someone's ass and then fucking them with a cock.

"I gave her a fruit cocktail for Mother's Day."

by Strawlberry May 12, 2021