Chubbing

2-manning a rowboat that has a cannon in the game Sea of Thieves instead of using an actual ship

My friend and I were chubbing last night and sunk 2 ships!

by RICEmonger July 25, 2024

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

chubbing

Chubbing: Verb
To chub is to squish usually 2 surfaces together, create a seal & then attempt to create as much of a suction effect by pulling away without breaking the seal until the seal breaks. Usually done with ones 2 hands or with ones ear & any smooth enough surface. Creates a specific noise & sensation; can be addictive. Chubbing is the present tense version.

Why is your child chubbing my leg?
Why do I hear weird kissing noises? Fred's chubbing himself again.

by FLIPPER4440 September 25, 2024

Mr Chubs

A fat hamster that likes to perch upon your head. He also makes a hell of a lot of noise at night, but you love your fat little baby too much to get annoyed.

"Oh hey, Mr Chubs!! I see you're up already."

"Mr Chubs kept me awake all night by running on his wheel."

by Mr Chub's dad June 20, 2021

Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.

Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.

by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023

Chubs (G)

a class II obese two faced narcissistic pathological liar. who send arch pics to her boyfriend who is using her for mum and her bum and told everyone. Says she can fight but the best she can do is bite and lies about yanking someone by the hair. Everyone calls her Greasy Gracey and she has 6 belly rolls but wants someone with a six pack. She thinks everyone like she but they all chat shit about her. She doesn't even have a neck but she carrys on acting like a slag. Acts like she's mouthy but she's only mouthy over text. Right now the only person who likes her is her fake boyfriend and she is so fat her own family call her chubs as a nickname. Half of a different school want to jump her but she acts like shes proper tough and can beat up the whole school .her best friend never saw her as a best friend and she gets angry when she speaks to anyone else . overall she needs to pipe down and get a grip

Gracey gets called Chubs by her own family

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
Chubs (G)
The G stands for gracey btw

XOXOXOXO

by mcfattypatty February 10, 2024