Baker L Saturday

Noun:1)The only human being in the world that you must never fuck with.
2)The baddest bitch to ever do it.

You can try them all, but don't get on Baker L Saturday's bad side.

by Katherine Altengorimo November 23, 2021

trent baker

A person who makes you feel extremely jealous by his intelligence, humor, good looks, and HUGE COCK. All the girls want him, all the guys want to be him

"You're limping, what happened?"
"I fucked Trent Baker last night"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 17, 2017

Baker

Often referred to as being "Derrick Bakered"
The verb Bakered means to have something come up missing out of a non moving vehicle.

I left my grinder in my truck last week and someone Bakered it along with my goddamn hitch.

by Jake&ace January 12, 2024

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021

kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009

Kevin Baker

An American novelist and journalist.

Kevin Baker's middle book of the City of Fire trilogy, Paradise Alley, was the best of the three.

by rew1572 May 11, 2010

kirsty baker

A sexy petite girl who recently turned blonde and thinks she needs plastic surgery to fix her nose . Thinks she’s a big man but really not . She is really small and needs too much attention

Boy : who’s that ?

Oh that’s Kirsty baker she’s abit of a strange don

by Suckmaknobjerry February 13, 2022