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Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
by Cate B February 12, 2009
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atheist witness

a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)
"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"

"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013
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Tillman Atheist

A Tillman Atheist is known for his valor and unrivaled courage. Named after the legendary, incredibly brave, Pat Tillman who chose to forgo a successful NFL career to fight unfairness and stupidity, was willing to die for whats right, simply because its the right thing to do, Not because he would receive some infinite reward in an afterlife
Did you hear about Mark? He gave up his executive 6 figure salary to take the fight from the internet to the battlefields in the middle east, a great example of a Tillman Atheist :)
by DevientGenie February 20, 2015
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Historical Atheist

A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened
Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?
by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015
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Atheist

The word 'Atheist' simply means someone whom is not a theist. The word is not to be confused with the word 'Antitheist' (someone whom belive there is no god or gods).

The word is a combiation of the word 'Theist' (beliver in a god or gods) and the greek prefix 'A' meaning 'not' or 'without'.

In short:

Theist = Someone whom belives in a god or gods.
Atheist = Not a theist.
Antitheist = Someone that belives there is no god nor gods.
I'm an agnostic atheist, and will lack a beleif in any god or gods until they are scientifically proven with imperical evidence.
by ★Computer Geek Hobbyist★ December 21, 2016
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ja bae atheist

a special word invented for our one and only kim namjoon from BTS by rino and dino
by cc69aine June 30, 2019
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jubliant atheist

An atheist who expresses their athleticism with feelings of great happiness and triumph.
Wow, that guy is a real jubliant atheist.
by personalsecretservice February 28, 2017
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