Shorthand for the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which predicts the Heat Death of the Universe. Used as shorthand for an acknowledgement of existential futility.
by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003

by handyman910 June 9, 2018

Charley's law is similar to the laws of physics, for example the laws of physics state "what goes up, must come down". in Charley's law is says "no matter what your mum will be irrelevantly brought into a conversation at least once a day."
charleys law
example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"
example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"
person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"
example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"
example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"
person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"
by kick201 March 4, 2009

When a girl is attractive or hot, meaning you would have sex with her. Comes from the legal term "good law" usually when a case law has not been overruled by a higher or same level court and is still binding precedent.
by goodlaw October 18, 2011

John's Law... "If she's hot... She's either gay, or left five minutes ago".
Inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, John
Inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, John
by Cheese Birthday August 6, 2010

You're (biological or unbiological) sister's boyfriend.
by MeghanMurder May 17, 2010

If in an argument you manage to quote Jean claude Vandamme while managing to make sense you automatically win the argument.
"See you later, alligator" -- Jean-Claude Vandamme.
by ouaibe December 26, 2004
