Jared S

The biggest mistake in the world is knowing Jared S.
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Jared

Is 19 and still can't fucking read and is probably looking at this definition squinting his eyes
Help I can't read ok Jared
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Jared

The type of fuck boy that stares at girl's tits when walking with his significant other
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Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats
Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!
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jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.
DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!
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Jared

Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
I'm the luckiest woman to have someone like Jared in my life.
by BeccatheWrecka November 12, 2023
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Jared Punzalan

The most obnoxious,gay, asian you will ever meet. He looks emo as hell and has a crappy haircut
I never want to be a Jared Punzalan
by Baracoustic May 15, 2023
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