SAH hamster

a tie with the 2nd coolest in the whole wide world

shes no izzy but shes right there with c saw so she must be a SAH hamster

by omar May 1, 2004

Hamster

A small cute animal that keeps you up all night because hamster wheels aren't really silent. They like carrots

My hamster likes eating hardened glue, cardboard and paper.

by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019

Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them

OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM HAMSTER NUTS

by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021

Hamster

A quickie from behind.

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.

by Dtray December 1, 2017

Baby hamster face

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".

She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.

by Whoreganic August 1, 2017

QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster )

a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time

'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''

by qph servant November 18, 2025

thirsty hamster

When a man lies down across a hole in a table or the sunroof of a car and their significant other is under the table and proceeds to perform oral sex and in turn, looking like a "thirsty hamster"

Dude I laid on top of my car and she was acted like a thirsty hamster through the sunroof.

by ItsRuNN February 21, 2024