human fountain

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain

bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain

by Alofi February 25, 2022

Fountain Fairy

Home challenged individual pulling coins out of a fountain.

Throw a penny in the fountain for the fountain fairy to grant your wish

by Jesse Flies May 14, 2023

Fountain Of Youth

When you have not came in like 2 weeks and she let's you cum on her face. The words "facial", or "cum shot" are not strong enough to describe the soaking you gave her. Imagine waterboarding

"I gave that bitch a Fountain Of Youth, she almost drowned"

by One Stab March 3, 2025

Golden corral chocolate fountain

1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.

I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do

by Peter Big June 12, 2024

Shit fountain

When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.

You: "I love the shit fountain!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.

Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

sticky fountain

Not to be confused with the angry dragon, this debauched term is when you are going to town on someone with a stoma, and you stick your dick on their throathole right before you see the cumtastic Bellagio show coming out of their mouths.

Hey baby, why don't you put that voicebox down and get our sticky fountain on?

by StraightouttaBagram November 17, 2022