Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

the salad dressing

"The salad dressing" is an idiomatic expression used to describe a situation where something bad or negative is added to an already terrible thing, making it even worse. This phrase is often used to express a sense of imperfection or loss, at times even degeneracy.

"so that guy did insert thing here"
"yeah?"
"and the salad dressing here is that he did insert other thing here as well"
"woah man"

by thesuperpizzalegend37 March 30, 2024

Window Dressing

When two females pull there meat sheets together while scissoring

I was never the same after I walked in and found my girlfriend and step mom window dressing...

by Drape Vapor May 29, 2023

drizzy-dressed

a ghetto term for getting dressed (referencing Drake)

I’m bouta get drizzy-dressed

by alizeee January 7, 2020

Giblet dressing

The snail trail of a grudge fucked vagina

"I fucked her till she was leaking giblet dressing."

by PervFectionist March 4, 2024

Dressing

The word used when your pedantic nephew shows up to thanksgiving dinner using the word he learned in the dictionary to ask for stuffing.

I guess it is just stuffing that didn’t go in the turkey

Please pass the dressing, no the dressing, no the dresssssin!!!

by Some c*nt November 22, 2022